say no to drugs

during the week i came home to find this letter from our management company. seems it has been distributed to everyone on our floor. as noted on the letter, someone has been engaged in "criminal activity". So now I know that criminal activity smells strikingly similar to the everyone's cousin's girlfriend, Maryjane. i thought i smelled it in the past, like i've smelled cigarettes and dinners being cooked. However, i brushed it off, thinking that maybe someone ran into Pepé Le Pew on their way home. I'll be keeping my eyes (actually my nose) open to anyone being suspicious.